Mexican fighting copywriters

Within the past two days I’ve found that the compound modifier “Mexican fighting…” describes things to a point where people laugh to the point of humility.
It’s a slow innocuous build, but if the qualifier is established, almost anything post "Mexican fighting" gets a laugh. There is bravado in Mexico well due its day. It implies a ferocity to laugh unknown to many men. Not to mention the edgy new rodeo game, Mexican fighting poker - basically Texas Hold'em in a ring with a razor-horned bull, roaming on the dirt, in the ring, while we all have a nice game of Gimme Your Money, Bastard. Last one dead, wins.
What would happen if I write "Mexican fighting rodeo clown" into my resume? Would I be allowed to raise the fruit of my loins and my blessed wife's womb?
It also helps if you and your audience are well self-referenced in air quotes in the context of Chris Farley jokes.
Use sparsely. Maybe try it out on the voice inside your head. Break it out wisely. With Mexican fighting strategery.
For instance, something like, “The meeting was boring, so I broke out my Mexican fighting laser pointer” might not work. All I can say is that it works in Antarctica while doing Mexican fighting tequila shots and playing Mexican fighting foosball.
Annie laughed so hard, she blew a Mexican fighting snot bubble at its most recent invocation.
Antarctica -287 Hudson St, New York
2 comments:
You guys sound like you have a lot of fun at work. That's cool, mang.
I'm going to go get some Belgian beer today and just chill out at home and read a book. And drink beer. Maybe the Mexican fighting liquor store clerk will have a recommendation other than Chimay.
Rock On!
Stay away from the Mexican fighting tequila. Actually, that might be a cool name for a brand of tequila. We could mix the distilled juice of the agave with absinthe and Nyquil. Then sell it at carnivals.
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