There are no flying cars yet

Imagine how fun they could be. Driving down your street to takeoff. Going up to about 5,000 feet or so at 500 miles-an-hour. Following your destination laser so as not to perform a head-on with someone coming at you. Cruising over the ocean listening to Biohazard. Coasting down over your destination right into a parking spot. With your Albert Einstein hair.

In the future…

* Disney and 6 Flags will merge and buy the open aerospace from sea level to 5,000 feet for a monorail/roller coaster public transportation system.

* I won’t walk to 7-11 at 4:45 A.M. to get a microwaveable quarter pounder and a Jets keychain.

* Everything will be red.

* I will get back the two pair of boots I left with the old man cobbler. The insides will be relined, three heels fixed, and their weathered integrity will remain intact.

* Walls will be made of nanoparticles that act like pores.

* McDonalds will offer a McRib, Chicken McNuggets combo.

* Using red Converse high tops as Christmas stockings will become common place.

* Your descendents will have RFID tags tattooed upon them at birth.

* Chickens will breed with pigs and Cheddar cheese and lay omelets.

* My cat will stop eating the Christmas tree and stop hacking up sparkle barf.

* War will be over if you want it.