Jury Duty

I saw the jury pool oh boy

There was a bearded man who’s name was served

And though the news was rather sad

Well I just had to laugh

We took some photographs

We went outside into the snow

We didn't notice that the ice was glass

A crowd of people stood and stared

They'd seen his face before

Nobody was really sure

If I was from the House of Fjords

We had coffee today oh boy

His band was going to go on a tour

A bunch of lawyers turned away

But I just had to look

Having wrote this book

Let’s get high on skunk

Woke up, fell out of bed

Dragged a phone across my head

Found my way downstairs and drank some toast

And looking up I noticed I was late

Found my coat and grabbed my hat

Made the train in seconds flat

Found my way outside and had a smoke

And somebody spoke and I went into a dream

I saw the jury pool oh boy

One million snowflakes near the street of Wall

And though the flakes were rather small

They had to count them all

Now we know the Ono air it takes to flee from City Hall

I'd love to get more of that weed…