Bless? ewwwwwwwwww

That damn lady on the train, with her goddamn sneezing fit. She has now infected us all. What finishing school did she go to? Obviously not a top notch one, as I would have gone to. For now I have the flu, or something dreadful, shooting out of my small, god-constructed nose, an apparatus never meant to do anything but breathe healthy air.

From now on, when ever anyone sneezes, please say "Ew" instead of "bless you". That will do more to stop the spread than all the medicines on the planet.