Ahh, ahh a choooooooooooooooooooo, ugh

I have a bad cold. The kind of cold that says, "Don't get on public transit, like those other sneezing, hacking snitzers." Is there anything more disgusting than someone next to you blasting a rope of germs right next to your shoe, then exhaling within inches of 20 bodies? I think not. I prefer to keep clean--not to an obsessive point--but so as not to infect others. A day in recovery is better than two outdoors. I like health.