But Bono says it's not like Christmas at all...

I remember when I used to get cool shit like Evil Knevil wind up motorcycles and U2 albums, and give rare REM bootlegs and luxury wardrobe items. It used to be fun. These days it's ziti and Ambesol. For me. Now it's just a time to give bosses champaign. (Spell check, 4th grade teach?)