IV: Welcome Naomi!

My bud Austin became a dad on Thursday afternoon.

Baby girl. Naomi.

I guess that means his wife became a mom. He supplied the baby juice. She did all the heavy lifting.

9.5 months of carrying a child and 36 hours of labor later, she delivers a monster dildo-defying live human.

That's what they taught me in high school.

I envy his emotions right now. He sounds so happy. I knew he was crying on the other end of the phone.

I’ve done so many things wrong. I remember sitting across a booth at the Broadway Diner in Red Bank with a good friend of mine while SHE was preg.

SHE WAS/IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.

Ella es tan hermosa follando.

A lot of things didn't work out, but we ended up having a nice summer.

I've put in a heartload of words tonight. I'm tired.