Best blog entry in all blog history

Ballyhoo:

Listening to: King Crimson - Elephant Talk

I think we only really had one fight. It went on and off for a series of days. It ended with her on my couch, straddling my legs.

Awesome.

We were so in tune, it was like even if we were a decimal point off the meter, we’d be like, please come and get back in tune with me on the beloved wavelength we were so recently vibing on, my love.

Ugh.

I remember her buying me a shirt and me giving her some CDs or something.

Whatever.

The first step to dead is loss of memory.

Have we met?

That’s documented, scientifically, you know.

AUDIO: (sound of cells dying)